3 thoughts on “An “equal opportunity” employer”

  1. Was this for real? If so…
    The fucked up thing is, men actually read this ad, thought about their wife, sighed at the hottie 60’s chick in the photo, THEN wrote to them hoping to transform their wife into someone just like her. That’s just screwed up.

    They might as well have said ” Happy with the size of your manhood?… It’s amazing but Allison engineers all seem to have large penises.”

  2. Actually, Allison required you to bring your wife to your interview, and if she wasn’t beautiful you couldn’t get the job. This is because Allison held mandatory monthly key parties.

  3. As far as I know, this is legit. It was scanned in from the actual magazine page by the person who gave it to me.

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