Agents

Agents of The Crack Team must go through a rigorous selection process that may include participation in the following:

  • HELO jumps
  • Space walks
  • Archaelogical expeditions (obtaining the Ark of the Covenant, Holy Grail, etc.)
  • Astral projection
  • Jeopardy!
  • The Kumite
  • Catching specially marked arrows while blindfolded
  • Rap battles
  • Robot uprisings (containing and/or facilitating)
  • and more…

In addition, they must choose a cool-sounding, three-syllable code name. This alone has kept many out, and the debate on what counts as “cool” has provoked many a sleepless night.

It is to be noted that due to their training and accomplishments, all agents of The Crack Team carry the rank of Commander. (per Agent Avatar)

Active Agents

Archangel
Aquaman
Assassin
Audio
Avatar
Blade Runner
Chronicle
Colossus
Double Deuce
Hulagun
Intrepid
Masterchief
Metalface
Mystery
Pathogen
Renegade
Rocketman
Scorpion
ThinkTank1
ZBalance

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The most famous covert organization in the world.