The Crack Team » video http://www.crackteam.org The most famous covert organization in the world. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 00:44:32 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 George Lucas Strikes Back http://www.crackteam.org/2011/06/01/george-lucas-strikes-back/ http://www.crackteam.org/2011/06/01/george-lucas-strikes-back/#comments Thu, 02 Jun 2011 02:38:02 +0000 archangel http://www.crackteam.org/?p=1394

Extra credit if you’ve seen the excellent Korean thriller Oldboy (Amazon Prime members get free streaming).

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I also agree with the Penny Arcade response (which is where I first heard of this):

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]]> http://www.crackteam.org/2011/05/23/fuck-yes/feed/ 2 If I Didn’t Have You… http://www.crackteam.org/2011/05/13/if-i-didnt-have-you/ http://www.crackteam.org/2011/05/13/if-i-didnt-have-you/#comments Fri, 13 May 2011 22:26:13 +0000 archangel http://www.crackteam.org/?p=1360 …I’d probably have somebody else. Tim Minchin on The Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson:

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Update: As pointed out in the comments, the original video went private, so here is another in HD. However, the few naughty seconds (no nudity) require you to sign in.

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]]> http://www.crackteam.org/2010/06/25/java-4-ever/feed/ 3 Crack Team Instructional Video: CPR http://www.crackteam.org/2010/05/19/crack-team-instructional-video-cpr/ http://www.crackteam.org/2010/05/19/crack-team-instructional-video-cpr/#comments Thu, 20 May 2010 00:18:03 +0000 archangel http://www.crackteam.org/?p=1074 This video could save someone’s life, assuming you remember what is being said. Unfortunately, it could also get you fired.

Super Sexy CPR from Super Sexy CPR on Vimeo.

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(Note: Google Reader isn’t displaying the video, so click through to the site if you don’t see anything below.)

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Here are links for each film. They are indeed nefarious affiliate links to Amazon, but hey, gotta pay the hosting bills, and at least there won’t be confusion over the films (e.g., you won’t buy Blade with Wesley Snipes thinking it’s a Tarantino fave). And if you’re interested in seeing any of these, send me a message and I’ll be happy to host a viewing at my place. Assuming I actually know you.

Battle Royale
Anything Else – Woody Allen is another favorite of mine, and Christina Ricci is always fabulous.
Audition
Boogie Nights
Dazed & Confused – Also in my top 20.
Dogville
Fight Club
Friday
The Host
The Insider – This was good, but for Michael Mann I prefer Heat.
J.S.A. – Joint Security Area
Lost in Translation – One of my favorites, too.
The Matrix – The sequels sucked, but at least the soundtracks were awesome.
Memories of Murder
Supercop (Police Story 3) – I was a huge Jackie Chan film back in college, and this is perhaps his best. The soundtrack is great, too!
Shaun of the Dead – Personally, I prefer Hot Fuzz.
Speed
Team America: World Police
Unbreakable – The only disappointment here is that it was supposed to be a trilogy, but instead M. Night Shamalama ding dong pumps out crap like The Village and The Happening. And films that weren’t supposed to be trilogies, like The Matrix, get two lame sequels. So sad…

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