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	<title>The Crack Team &#187; 2010 &#187; January</title>
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		<title>Kristin Kreuk on Chuck</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 06:45:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>archangel</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[kristin kreuk]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I take back anything bad I&#8217;ve ever said or thought about McG. On Monday, Kristin Kreuk started a multi-episode guest appearance on Chuck. You may remember her as Lana Lang on Smallville; coincidentally (or perhaps not) Superman Returns actor Brandon Routh has also joined the cast. On Chuck Kristin will be joining the Nerd Herd, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I take back anything bad I&#8217;ve ever said or thought about McG. On Monday, Kristin Kreuk started a multi-episode guest appearance on <em>Chuck</em>. You may remember her as Lana Lang on <em>Smallville;</em> coincidentally (or perhaps not) <em>Superman Returns </em>actor Brandon Routh has also joined the cast. On <em>Chuck </em>Kristin will be joining the Nerd Herd, which means she&#8217;ll be wearing their official uniform, which looks like it was stolen off a Catholic schoolgirl. I&#8217;ve never noticed that uniform at Best Buy&#8217;s Geek Squad, but then again I never never seen anyone quite worthy of wearing it.</p>
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		<title>Wherein the queen confuses the Scarlett Witch with Emma Frost&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 06:39:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>archangel</dc:creator>
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		<title>Funny or Die Best of 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 00:42:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>archangel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Film]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Website Funny or Die posted their top 10 &#8220;must see&#8221; videos of 2009. 3 of these videos are actually must see, so I&#8217;m including them here: Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s eHarmony profile I would still totally date this chick. The hard part would be coming up with a profile that matched me with her without banning me [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Website Funny or Die posted their <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/promos/bestof2009">top 10 &#8220;must see&#8221; videos of 2009</a>. 3 of these videos are actually must see, so I&#8217;m including them here:<br />
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<p><strong>Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s eHarmony profile </strong><br />
I would still totally date this chick. The hard part would be coming up with a profile that matched me with her without banning me from eHarmony.</p>
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<p><strong>Rachel Bilson&#8217;s deleted sex scene</strong><br />
While this is funny, it&#8217;s also gross. When you get grossed out, just skip ahead to 3:15. Also note the indie/art film director is actually McG, director of the prestigious art house sensation <em>Charlies Angel&#8217;s 2: Full Throttle</em>.</p>
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<p><strong>Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis</strong><br />
Zach interviews Natalie Portman. It&#8217;s somewhat reminiscent of the <a href="http://www.myvideo.de/watch/3412362/Chris_Farley_Interview_Paul_Mc_Cartney_SNL">Chris Farley celebrity interviews</a>, minus the endearing charm, plus a lot more creepiness.</p>
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